Cuntry Boner - Puscifer

Maynard:

Fucked Dolly Parton

Fucked Loretta Lynn

Fucked Barbara Mandrell

And fucked all of her kin



I've fucked Danny Pearl

I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl

I fucked the Judds



Paz: You fucked the Judds?

Maynard: Hell yeah!



(Chorus)

My cuntry boner, it won't go down



Maynard & Paz:

It won't go down, it won't go down

My cuntry boner won't go down

My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down

It won't go down, it won't go down

My cuntry boner, it won't go down

(Chorus)



Paz:

I fucked Willie Nelson

I fucked him deep inside

I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died

I fucked Dwight Yoakum



Maynard: Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him (?)

Paz: I fucked the Judds!

Maynard: You fucked the Judds?



(Chorus)



Group... sex (x3)

Our cuntry boners, they won't go down



Fucked Alabama

Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys

Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy

I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw

I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw



Kenny Rogers thought it crass

When I fucked his big white ass

I can't help it....



(Chorus)

The Undertaker - Puscifer

Thank You for making me
feel like I'm guilty
Making it easy to murder your sweet memory

You were way out of line,
went and turned it all around on me again
How can I not smell your lie
Through the smoke and arrogance.

But now I know
So you will not get away with it again
I'm distant in those hollow eyes
For I have reached my end. So...

Thank You for making me
feel like I'm guilty
Making it easy to murder your sweet memory

Before I go tell me
Were you ever who you claimed yourself to be

Either way i must say goodbye.
You're dead to me. So I...

Thank You for making me
feel like I'm guilty
Making it easy to murder your sweet memory

I'm severing the heart then I'm leaving your corpse behind
Not dead but soon to be, though.
I won't be the one who killed you
I'll just leave that up to you

I'm not gonna be here to revive you
I'm not gonna be here to revive you
I'm not gonna be here to revive you
I'm gonna be the one to say...

I told you so (X8)
I told you

Severing the heart then I'm leaving you corpse behind
Not dead but soon to be and
I'm gonna be the one to say I told you so