Liquid Lives - Hadouken

Theres a story about a bloke named Jerry
Got slaughtered and got real lairy
In the pub he acted obsured
and he came onto a boxer's bird
so he got knocked out
his face swelled up like a rainbow trout
his girl found out the truth
but he couldn't explain cause he'd lost a tooth

I wanna drink drink drink smoke fuck fight
I wanna shout' and scream, I wanna die!
I wanna be arrested
I wanna be molested
and ive damaged my brain, next weekend lets do it again!

An anecdote about a man named clive
wasnt one to usually drink drive
and after all he'd been through a stack
and so it was abit far to walk back
a month later and he's sitting in court
for the two lives he cut short
man slaughter he's convicted
for the pain that he inflicted

spinning, my head is spinning, up around arounded!
down to the pub
up to the club!
my stomach's turning, oh my body's burning
our liquid lives
this is how we all survive

here's a story about a chap named darf
drank 4 pints in hour and a half
although the night had just begun
cause the local pub was open till one
the next morning out in the country
hung over and on the hunny
was still drunk and pissed himself
found a pistol and shot himself

spinning, my head is spinning, up around around!
down to the pub
up to the club!
my stomach's turning, oh my body's burning
our liquid lives
this is how we all survive

wispers: i wanna drink (x3)
shouts: our liquid lives (x6)

drink,
smoke,
fuck,
fight,
our liquid lives, our liquid lives, our liquid lives
this is how we all survive

here's a story about a girl named Kate
got wasted then got date raped
when they told the doctors she'd seen
the found no chemicals was in her bloodstream
''well nothing malicious, but the alcohol levels were suspicious!''
when asked who had hurt her
poor old Kate couldn't remember.

spinning, my head is spinning, up around around!
down to the pub
up to the club!
my stomach's turning, oh my body's burning
our liquid lives
this is how we all survive

drink,
smoke,
fuck,
fight,
our liquid lives, our liquid lives, our liquid lives
this is how we all survive

Tuning In - Hadouken

yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah yeah yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah
yeah, yeah, ok-ok, uhuh but, yeah yeah yeah

yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah yeah yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah
yeah, yeah, ok-ok, uhuh but, yeah yeah yeah

cos i'm listening
yeah-i'm tuning in!
cos what you say is really interesting (yeah!)
cos i'm tuning in
yeah-i'm zooming in!
cos when you talk i really do listen

So I'm seen* in some trendy bar
with a girl who i met through my mate Char-lott
she's a bit of a sort, everything was cool until we talked
now she didn't offend me, but her chat was proper empty
i realised the girl i'm *scoring*
is fit but fucking boring
and i'm nearly snoring
because she goes on and on
about her boresome family
and the village she is from
and she's studying maths
her favourite colour is black
and she's a terrible cook
and-i can't help from staring at her rack

cos i'm listening
yeah-i'm tuning in!
cos what you say is really interesting (yeah!)
cos i'm tuning in
yeah-i'm zooming in!
cos when you talk i really do listen

so we get onto this conversation it was oh so fun
and when she finished i downed another drink of coke and rum
i got a toilet break and had a cheeky fag
she went when i came back i had to guard her bag
-if you come home with me i work all you need
cos i've got a myspace and i don't mind we can walk at your pace
if you wanna stay the night then it really is alright
cos theres enough space and i really think that you'd like my place

cos i'm listening
yeah-i'm tuning in!
cos what you say is really interesting (yeah!)
cos i'm tuning in
yeah-i'm zooming in!
cos when you talk i really do listen (honest!)

*Snoring*

yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah yeah yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah
yeah, yeah, ok-ok, uhuh but, yeah yeah yeah

So i asked her what music she liked
- A bit of everything really
I asked her be more specific, but she can't answer my query
ok thats enough, i've heard enough mindless chat
i need to curb on the bullshit and get her back to my flat
- girl i've heard enough, you talk about such wanton stuff
cos i've got a myspace and i don't mind we can walk at your pace
- i've sat right here polite, lets go back now i'm borderline
cos theres enough space and i really think that you'd like my place

*Intro in background*

cos i'm listening
yeah-i'm tuning in!
cos what you say is really interesting (yeah!)
cos i'm tuning in
yeah-i'm zooming in!
cos when you talk i really do listen (honest!)

oh-na na na, na-na, na na na-na, na na
bla-blah blah blah, blah-blah, blah blah blah-blah, blah blah
oh-na na na, na-na, na na na-na, na na
bla-blah blah blah, blah-blah, blah blah blah-blah, blah blah

-if you come home with me i work all you need
cos i've got a nice place* and i don't mind we can walk at your pace
if you wanna stay the night then it really is alright
cos theres enough space and i really think that you'd like my place

*Spoken*
Come on!
Go on...
you know you wanna
bit of fun ennit?
i'll make you a cup of coffee
i'll pay for the taxi, once it gets here
we can talk more at my house go on, seriously
Oh nice one!